1 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:15,710 I'm just, I'm looking at these things. 2 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:20,470 They look like, they look like little penises, you know? 3 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,790 You're so fucking weird. 4 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:26,170 This is why you don't have any friends. 5 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,390 What, they do? 6 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:30,230 No, they don't, they're fucking lanterns. 7 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:31,290 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:33,430 I'm just saying, like, I don't know. 9 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:36,150 It's just, it's cool, I guess, I don't know. 10 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,030 You're weird. 11 00:00:37,650 --> 00:00:38,570 Come here, I want to talk to you. 12 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:39,410 What? 13 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:40,550 Just come here. 14 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:44,810 Sit down. 15 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:50,550 What do you want to talk to me about? 16 00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:55,590 So I know that, like, you've been jerking off in my panties. 17 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:57,850 No, I haven't. 18 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:00,030 Yes, you have. I found them in your room. 19 00:01:01,570 --> 00:01:05,430 That was probably, like, an accident. Mom probably, like, left them in my room by accident. 20 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:09,690 You're such a fucking weirdo. Yes, I know you have. 21 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:13,690 Anyway, so you know how, like, my boy is. 22 00:01:13,690 --> 00:01:15,830 friend broke up with me. 23 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:16,090 Yeah. 24 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:16,850 Fucking sucks. 25 00:01:18,710 --> 00:01:24,170 And these dudes online, just like, they're just idiots. 26 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:25,930 Yeah. 27 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:31,050 Anyway, so I, like, saw your dick, and I know it's kind of big, so. 28 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:33,170 Wait, you have? 29 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:36,130 Yeah, duh, remember? Like in the shower? 30 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:39,670 Wait, you saw me doing that? 31 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:40,810 Yeah, of course. 32 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:41,930 Shit. 33 00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:45,650 Anyway, so, like, what? 34 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:48,250 You're not going to tell all of me, are you? 35 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:49,410 No. 36 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:51,070 On one condition. 37 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:52,630 What? 38 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:58,370 If you just, like, fuck me, because I'm really horny, and I just need someone to fuck real quick. 39 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:01,610 Wait, this is a joke. 40 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:02,750 No. 41 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:08,090 You, like, seriously? Like, you really... 42 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,570 Yeah, just like, real quick, though. 43 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:24,430 I know you've been, I know that you've been, you've been watching me and smiling at me in the shower, and jerking off in my panties. 44 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,810 You're fucking weird out, but I'm horny, and I just need to. 45 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:35,990 Like, you, you don't care of them, like, your little brother? 46 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,230 Like, that doesn't freak you out. 47 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:37,870 Stop! It doesn't matter. 48 00:02:38,490 --> 00:02:40,170 It's just quick fuck. 49 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:43,830 You're not... 50 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,590 I don't even believe me. They're just fucking... 51 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:46,790 with me right now. 52 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:50,950 It just doesn't really matter. 53 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:53,670 Wait, though, for real? 54 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:57,770 Yeah. Well, I'm doing it right now, so... 55 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,010 No, I know you're not going to stop me. 56 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:07,590 Can I touch them? 57 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:11,310 Yeah. Don't be so weird. 58 00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:12,350 Oh, my God, you're so hot. 59 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,060 Oh, this is awesome. 60 00:03:27,920 --> 00:04:17,230 Yeah, it's all right. 61 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:25,650 Mm-hmm. 62 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:28,770 I know you're not going to tell anyone, because I'll kill you if you do. 63 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,930 No, yeah, definitely, definitely wouldn't at home. 64 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:32,230 Mm-hmm. 65 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:12,360 Thank you. 66 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,300 Yeah, I better be after my last boyfriend. 67 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,720 Could you put your booze on it again? 68 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,340 All right, I'm gonna sit on it. 69 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,360 Okay, cool. 70 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,860 You want me to just, so I just stay like this? 71 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,780 You keep telling you and that'll kill you. 72 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,440 Yeah, I'm sorry. 73 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,180 You're fucking like this. Get it, get out. 74 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:15,160 Okay. 75 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,660 Yeah, well, this never happened, right? 76 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:32,160 Yeah, right. 77 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:32,560 Never happened. 78 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:33,160 Right.